Monday, August 17, 2009

Status

I've come up with arbitrary net worth numbers to assign people to a social class:

< $50,000 - Riff Raff - You are poor as shit cause you spend too much. Much fun to be had here. There is beauty in the struggle that is the low class.

$50,000 - $500,000 - Middle Class - I hate the middle class. You are like limbo, waiting to die. However, you are necessary.

$500,000 - $10,000,000 - Rich - You or your descendents will probably make your way back to the middle class because in reality, you probably got here by chance.

$10,000,000 < - Wealthy - You control things silently. You understand how the world works. If you don't, you are only visiting this place.

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